3 Shitty Movies in One Day

So I got to work this morning and had to go post by a redbox, I decided to see what was new and ended up renting 13/13/13.  I then remembered flipping by 11/11/11 and 12/12/12 on Netflix and decided to watch all three at work today.

11/11/11 (2011)

So some lame cult kills everybody so a new family can move in (Rosemary like) then they all sitting around jerking each other off over the fact that this shitty kid is going to turn 11 on 11.11.11 and they give him a sweet book about how he is going to turn into the devil, it goes on from there in your normal devil child movie fashion with one sweet scene where the kid tells his dad he doesn’t want his mom to die then stabs her.  

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(Waste of time/5)

12/12/12 (2012)

This movie starts off with a black mass which makes it seem slightly more promising.  Then we find out some lady gives birth to some shitty devil baby and some guy with face tattoos is trying to steal it.  They apparently used all the budget on the house its all filmed in, which is decorated entirely in neutral colors just like the Walmart bathrooms, because all the props were hilariously bad.

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(Piece of Shit/5)

13/13/13 (2013)

The whole world goes nuts on 13.13.13 except for leap year babies because they are freaks of nature.  The doctors tell off everybody which is fucking dope but sadly there is more to the movie that doctors telling some dude to go fuck himself.  This fucking movie just kept going and going, I wouldn’t have finished it if I wasn’t stuck at work and just paid $1.20 to watch this piece of shit.

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(Fuck you/5)

This was a horrible waste of my time

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